I love Billie Eilish, but not just as a fan/artist obsession. I have never truly loved a person as much as Billie, which is weird because I have never met her and she doesn’t know I exist. I wish I could get to know her, because I think she has an amazing personality and she is very beautiful.
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Hey, babe. I wonder what you’re up to today? I hope you enjoy it. Love you.
Stephanie patrick (Game theory) is center of my fantasies. I really wanna give her my dick.
This is a Japanese doll.
Honestly, I don’t care about climate change or politics. I worry about zombies, aliens and vampires.
Get off my nuts you crazy bitch! This is the reason I left.
I could really use some boedank cherry lips right bout now
I Hope he gets you pregnant then leaves you fucking Bitch
Is it bad to chew your multi-vitamin pills? I wonder, because I do.
I think my mum is going through a mid-life crisis since 2013 It’s 2020 Will it ever end? But then again, who is she? Exactly….
Josh had spent year and year accumulating the information. He knew it inside out and if there was ever anyone looking for an expert in the field, Josh would be the one to call. The problem was that there was nobody interested in the information besides him and he knew it. Years of information painstakingly memorized and sorted with not a sole giving even an ounce of interest in the topic.
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.
My Master says I can’t post here . I better listen I don’t want to be set on fire.
I miss having sex with my cousin. She got married and we had sex one last time the night before the wedding and she told me this is it.
And I know show me it doesn’t me well should be enough Say that
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.
You trolls have no life. I hope you guys get diarrhea for a week and and shit on yourself.
i want my dad to die in an accident
God help me i fapped on sexy nuns :(( so sad
My bf said I’m the energizer bunny of sex…he hates it.
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea.
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary.
Anyone down to worship the holy Jism with me today?
I really like furry dickgirls. Furries are okay, dickgirls are meh, but furry dickgirls are like my bread and butter.
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.
Come on. We need to lift.
The seals are barking.
I fell in love with my best friend. She cared about me in a way no one had in a very long time, and I want it to more but it never will be.
Misfortune after misfortune will befall on those who look down on others.
Sleeping in his car was never the plan but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. This had been his life for the last three months and he was just beginning to get used to it. He didn’t actually enjoy it, but he had accepted it and come to terms with it. Or at least he thought he had. All that changed when he put the key into the ignition, turned it and the engine didn’t make a sound.
Hi
It’s always good to bring a slower friend with you on a hike. If you happen to come across bears, the whole group doesn’t have to worry. Only the slowest in the group do. That was the lesson they were about to learn that day.
I’m your girlfriend, not your therapist.
Just got a death threat !. If i get stabbed or killed you know my name and how to find evidence
I slept because of my depression. Now I’m going to be up all night. Darn I feel like crap.
I was tricked by a tranny and if I ever see that bitch again I’ll kill her
All this time, I’ve been worrying that my own sins would be my undoing, only to be kidnapped because of Forty fucking Quinn. FORTY FUCKING QUINN
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive.
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
I quit the games I’m playing before I loose, therefore I never loose.
I want to fuck Susan Sayers so bad.
I’m glad you guys on here are following my advice.
Found a new boyfriend . On my second. We finally had our real first date last night . Oh my god ! I didn’t know dicks came in different lengths.
A long black shadow slid across the pavement near their feet and the five Venusians, very much startled, looked overhead. They were barely in time to see the huge gray form of the carnivore before it vanished behind a sign atop a nearby building which bore the mystifying information “Pepsi-Cola.”
I can do cheap and meaningless.
Im so sorry, I sexted and my parents are going to find out, I will NEVER DO IT AGAIN
Breed my backsnatch Ponyboy
I’m considering breaking up and getting a div. You hurt me. I love you. I don’t want to lose you. ….. … I’ve already lost you
All he could think about was how it would all end. There was still a bit of uncertainty in the equation, but the basics were there for anyone to see. No matter how much he tried to see the positive, it wasn’t anywhere to be seen. The end was coming and it wasn’t going to be pretty.
Ha! They made a musical about a Zoey playlist and funny because Zoey got pregnant in a high school musical. Decades later and it’s still not funny.
I blame white people.
I have a feeling this is the end thank you for everything. It wasn’t real but I had fun anyway. Pity we will see each other again. I respect your ghost tho
I am unhappy. I am hurt. I am betrayed. I am backstabbed. I am in pain.
I don’t wanna talk about NASA
email or die
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid.
I wish I had a nice big feminine butt
I just had sex and it was fucking great
No matter what we both go threw, we can make this work because I love you.
i miss you
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students.
Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue.
I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this.
I never heard of Pop Smoke before… but I’m glad he’s dead.
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future.
I’m going to fuck Gabi Rahming & make her beg for cum just like I did her father Micheal Rahming
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
She folded her handkerchief neatly.
I’d rather be a bird than a fish.
CORONAVIRUS KILLING EVERYTHING, WE ARE DOWNHILL!
Feeling the urge to harm myself again.
I’m a lesbian and I started dating a guy at my new school so I could join the popular crowd. (People think I’m Bisexual)
I’m tired of my dad’s negativity
I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke.
i’m a slowpoke and lazy red ass monkey. i’ve been provided every opportunity and needs to work but i still haven’t.
Where the FUCK is Carmen Sandiego
I haven’t bailed on writing. Look, I’m generating a random paragraph at this very moment in an attempt to get my writing back on track. I am making an effort. I will start writing consistently again!
please block facebook services
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup.
I’m lying I am drunk and high but i can’t tell you that. Better of to lie will cause you less pain in the long run.
I feel like I am a girl. I want to dress like a girl and go around.
would it be crazy to downgrade to a flip phone? Seriously Considering it
The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well.
Brandon Montgomery from Windsor Ontario has the most perfect, sexiest feet iv ever seen. I’d give anything to be at her sweet feet
The wolves stopped in their tracks, sizing up the mother and her cubs. It had been over a week since their last meal and they were getting desperate. The cubs would make a good meal, but there were high risks taking on the mother Grizzly. A decision had to be made and the wrong choice could signal the end of the pack.
I was wondering if anyone here get fainty while having ur mouth check at the dentist or is it just me.
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals.
i love moge-ko,i really dont care if she is psychopath
# 6 oh nooooo what about # 7 smoke some more shit you silly bitch
My 41 yr old mother has finally started her milf porn career. She has always wanted to do porn. I feel so happy to be son of a porn actress
My brain is so foggy today, I fear my ms is getting worse again. What did I do wrong to deserve this?
“Are you getting my texts???” she texted to him. He glanced at it and chuckled under his breath. Of course he was getting them, but if he wasn’t getting them, how would he ever be able to answer? He put the phone down and continued on his project. He was ignoring her texts and he planned to continue to do so.
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.
Maybe we should take a break or something.
I want a girl to knee me in the balls and spit/piss on my face.
Indian dramas WELP cringe
All my dreams are crushed because i will never trust people. I can die, empty, and Frankly not pleased with reality. Disgusting Life
My husband’s kink is reclaiming me after I’ve been with other men.
just found out my grandmother apparently has a criminal record. she was arrested for animal cruelty back in 89. i dont know if i want her around my children
nobody loves me to say they care on a season like this
I just want to be alone right now. I wish everyone would disappear for a day or two.
I hope the coronovirus wipes out the whites
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor.
He hacked me and made me a viral joke
I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making food.
To be dead.
Love is not like pizza.
I want to change and be like God, i’m totally horrible loser of a person. Need to forgive and let go, this way i’ll be closer at least.
Hopes and dreams were dashed that day. It should have been expected, but it still came as a shock. The warning signs had been ignored in favor of the possibility, however remote, that it could actually happen. That possibility had grown from hope to an undeniable belief it must be destiny. That was until it wasn’t and the hopes and dreams came crashing down.
She considered the birds to be her friends. She’d put out food for them each morning and then she’d watch as they came to the feeders to gorge themselves for the day. She wondered what they would do if something ever happened to her. Would they miss the meals she provided if she failed to put out the food one morning?
I accidentally came out to my sister by sending her a message that was intended to go to a friend saying, “look at her tiddies I wanna suck em”
She had been told time and time again that the most important steps were the first and the last. It was something that she carried within her in everything she did, but then he showed up and disrupted everything. He told her that she had it wrong. The first step wasn’t the most important. The last step wasn’t the most important. It was the next step that was the most important.
Grated cheese exists solely to snack on at 2am when you can’t sleep
She always speaks to him in a loud voice.
50 shades of cringeworthy
I love you and willing to be used. I am okay with it.
I cheated on my wife with my boyfriend
2 DICKS IN MY ASS, THREE DICKS IN MY ASS. FOUR DICKS IS ENOUGH BUT FUCKING FIVE DICKS! FIVE FUCKING DICKS! LETS GO FOR SIX.. SEVENNNNNNN
Howling like a crying wolf to be closer to my creator.
I have decided to take the next step in my sexual desires and only masturbate using my ass!
Is there a bot posting comments on the most viewied confession of the month? And the likes? Wtf?
My ass is so fat. I bent over to pick up something I dropped on the kitchen floor and heard my trousers rip. Fucks sake. Back to skinny stretch jeans.
It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street.
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.
people on tumblr like to leave me anon hate and i’m not really impacted by it often and today someone called me a worthless whore and i got turned on oops—
She did her best to help him.
a week typing with a tv controller is uncomfortable!
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.
Why is the website tripping with the likes and comments? WtF
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.
What’s the least offensive way for me to tell my husband he smells like he hasn’t showered in 3 weeks and his breath is rancid?
PERIOD OR INFECTION OR BOTH I DONT KNOW I CAN’T GO TO SLEEP
He disappeared. Let’s leave it there. The End.
Saw a man that looked like him and my heart started burning with passion and ended up crying.
I watched too much porn today and I regret it.
God loves us all, and i love you too. Forgive and let go, this is the method to peace.
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.
The world is sad. Everything sad.
Okay, I’ve stopped the bots
A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days.
I sleep daily at 8pm
The stranger officiates the meal.
It really sucks when I think about how money will always be more important than me
I want to sleep early and be super efficient from the time I immediately wake up.
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.
I truly wish that some force will come and kill me to take me away from this miserable and toxic relationship.
Being upright, I suddenly became more rational. And I don’t like it one bit.
OH MY GOD I LIKE HIM
I’m the bonsai guy from noteful****
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological.
My heart is feeling so empty now and i feel like i am surrounded with emptyness.what should i do!
I just saw another man kill a polar bear with his bare hands, It was the worst day of my life.
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.
Stranded. Yes, she was now the first person ever to land on Venus, but that was of little consequence. Her name would be read by millions in school as the first to land here, but that celebrity would never actually be seen by her. She looked at the control panel and knew there was nothing that would ever get it back into working order. She was the first and it was not clear this would also be her last.
I’m Scared to sleep with my boyfriend because I hate the way I look
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go.
Ruin me more,why not.
I wanna date joey jordison so bad
I don’t love you anymore, but I still just wanna fuck.
I am never at home on Sundays.
It’s not his fault. I know you’re going to want to, but you can’t blame him. He really has no idea how it happened. I kept trying to come up with excuses I could say to mom that would keep her calm when she found out what happened, but the more I tried, the more I could see none of them would work. He was going to get her wrath and there was nothing I could say to prevent it.
I’m not losing my marbles People are deliberately doing it Fuck y’all
it’s scary how many people want me dead
As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment.
I’m only staying in this relationship because i can’t afford to leave. I really tried loving you, but it’s so difficult for me
Calling Jack Lalane: I need my JIZZLE JUICED!
Remember what I said dont like or dislike or comment this stupid post!
I often masturbate thinking of my colleagues in the office restroom.
“HURT PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE”
I have a feeling that today evening is going to be a great time.
You can decide what you want to do in life, but I suggest doing something that creates. Something that leaves a tangible thing once you’re done. That way even after you’re gone, you will still live on in the things you created.
I hope you die reader
Being racist, xenophobic, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and ageist gets you nowhere in life.
She had come to the conclusion that you could tell a lot about a person by their ears. The way they stuck out and the size of the earlobes could give you wonderful insights into the person. Of course, she couldn’t scientifically prove any of this, but that didn’t matter to her. Before anything else, she would size up the ears of the person she was talking to.
I’m a guy and I wear thongs. boys or girls idgaf
Вы все крепостные для матери России! Слава славе Ленина!
Why do blacks fuck there cousins?
Just got done creamin you’re girl bruh tell her to wipe her ass, smelt like booty when I clapped them cheeks from behind.
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine.
I thank god everyday that my ex-partner & I never had kids. Cause sometime after we broke up, I realize I didn’t want kids. I still don’t.
forgive and let go, you are infinitely valuable person every one of you! God and many loves you!
everyone hates L
How to make a bot for lots of likes and views?
Linda has a great ass in that thong!
Lonely valentine’s
Sometimes that’s just the way it has to be. Sure, there were probably other options, but he didn’t let them enter his mind. It was done and that was that. It was just the way it had to be.
We got to fight depression. Let’s do some abs, chest and arm exercises y’all. Come on! Hup hup hup…
mary Magdalene blew Jesus many times and she ate his Holy load
I rent a room in the home of a married couple and I kinda feel insulted that the husband has never made a pass at me.
I think love songs are annoying.
You’ll always be my hostess with the mostess . I’ll be in touch when Humpty and Dumpty die. Not a care in the world then
Waleska Sargenteli has a big dick, baby! She is ready to breed some Backsnatch flooding it with her Brazilian JIZZLE JUICE! taste the cum rainbow!
I just wanna go home
There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.
The chair sat in the corner where it had been for over 25 years. The only difference was there was someone actually sitting in it. How long had it been since someone had done that? Ten years or more he imagined. Yet there was no denying the presence in the chair now.
Halima Aden needs a balls deep pump.
NO WAY THIS WEBSITE ACTUALLY ADDED COMMENTS AGAIN!!!! YAYYYYYY
My dad is the only one I think about sexually
Succ ‘n’ Fucc
I honestly have a kink of fucking an FTM hard and rough. Make him feel good, and call me daddy! Hehe! Won’t that be fun?
The day has barely begun & I’m already entertaining thoughts of harming myself.
The father died during childbirth.
I hate how the internet is such a big haven for scammer, liars and cheaters. I just want to try and date someone who shares my interests and fantasies
Drunk message, sorry lol. Went out with friends. Overdid it. lol. Hope all is well.
I worked out on my chest, abs and arms. You can do it too. Come on! Let’s fight that depression, anxiety, stress and mood swings!
He colored deep space a soft yellow.
I want to live happy in my introverted indoors life. I don’t like being scared outside.
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.
Jake Adams & Scarlit Scandal
I wish I was sucking a stiff huge Vick right now. Seriously !
YOU NEVER LOVED ME. WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE YOU DO ANYTHING TO BE WITH THAT PERSON. THAT WAS ME. NEVER YOU.
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant.
I have a random feeling that today is going to be a great day.
I think my bowls are moving too fast…. how soon is too soon to be shittin after I eat? Bc the shit still smell like fresh tacos. Burnt a lil too.
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started.
If you hide out long enough someone else will eventually have to head into the kitchen and start dinner.
i’m not sleeping with you and i’m not going to date you.
Why are you acting weird? I never did anything to you or say anything. You act like I sinned against you. Anyway thank you for the assistance.
“Explain to me again why I shouldn’t cheat?” he asked. “All the others do and nobody ever gets punished for doing so. I should go about being happy losing to cheaters because I know that I don’t? That’s what you’re telling me?”
i got my first period today ugh
I picked the wrong day to not take my Prozac. It was hell at work. I’m so quitting that job this year.
Sits alone waiting for date*
Why the fuck would u say such a thing
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable.
Good After noon. I’m drink black tea now.
I know I’m not your favorite person, but whether you come or go always know that I love you.
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.
So we’re just going to ignore how Europe belongs to the immigrants now?
NICK NICK NICK NICK NA NICK NICK NICK
destroy depressing buildings. say no to nostalgia; more windows next time
Today i tried to wear a pair of panties. it was my first time, and it felt so good i have to admit.
Was it enough? That was the question he kept asking himself. Was being satisfied enough? He looked around him at everyone yearning to just be satisfied in their daily life and he had reached that goal. He knew that he was satisfied and he also knew it wasn’t going to be enough.
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.
She looked at her student wondering if she could ever get through. “You need to learn to think for yourself,” she wanted to tell him. “Your friends are holding you back and bringing you down.” But she didn’t because she knew his friends were all that he had and even if that meant a life of misery, he would never give them up.
Three generations with six decades of life experience.
Stay the fuck single bitches
“It was so great to hear from you today and it was such weird timing,” he said. “This is going to sound funny and a little strange, but you were in a dream I had just a couple of days ago. I’d love to get together and tell you about it if you’re up for a cup of coffee,” he continued, laying the trapped he’s been planning for years.
I wanna fuck my teacher so bad, he’s sooo hot and whenever im in class i get wet, oh well!
Fuck
i am terrified of meeting people. they always end up my enemies or gossip
i fell in love with my skate trainer
Why do we keep fighting, Do you want to break up with me or something?
I’m going to hire professional help tomorrow. I can’t handle this anymore. She fell over the coffee table and now there is blood in her catheter. This is much more than I ever signed up to do.
This website is a God send
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy.
My teacher really hates it when im late to his class. Its gotten to the point where if I feel like I might be late I would skip class entirely.
I want to cut my vein wide open & bleed to death.
I just want to move on. I have too many failings to rectify.
I dislike heterosexual people.
Why do you keep secrets from me?
I’m reading a book, but the problem is that I’m reading it to slow.
Love is a temporary high
my brother married a child bride & no one wants to talk about it
We should play with legos at camp.
I hate Brenda Oliver
There are only two genders | Change my mind
I want to go back to New Orleans with you and show my tits to everyone
I’m sad
You can’t fix all you did to me. The damage is done.
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.
You can’t expect me to be in a relationship with if you only have sex to offer Im Asexual baby.
I was selfish and thinking about my self. I want thing’s to go back to normal
Greetings from the real universe.
Very Fat Lazy WorkOut Plan 4 Big People 5 crunches- at the edge of the bed Stand up March 30 seconds Squat back down into bed 5 crunches Repeat this order for 20 or 30 min.
You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?
I feel do bad. I wish I can change my mood magically.
I love Andy Brade. I have for the last 20 years. I’ll never tell him though. If he sees this, he would probably guess that its me but I’ll still never tell him!
I feel very comfortable around blacks because I know I’m better than all of them.
Once again, feeling the equivalent of staring at a blank spot on the wall.
They rushed out the door, grabbing anything and everything they could think of they might need. There was no time to double-check to make sure they weren’t leaving something important behind. Everything was thrown into the car and they sped off. Thirty minutes later they were safe and that was when it dawned on them that they had forgotten the most important thing of all.
My whole life I thought I was straight. The next, I thought I was bisexual. Turns out, I’m gay. That’s that.
heard about your stereotype being awkward with girls but holy shit you made a good thing die :/
Hep C, Ha
Poor you.