Yo Prestonian back in da house and feeling phenomenal! Today I got my crank serviced by a 17 year old boy working at the frozen yogurt shop and a 25 year old gay coffee shop worker. Same way as always tell them I’m gonna tell the news and their boss they called me a cheap n***** if they don’t drain my balls. I also promise a $10 tip. Sometimes it don’t work but often it does and today was a wonderful day. Got my crank worked twice and didn’t leave no damn tips. Also one coffee shop f** didn’t take me up on my offer and I said ok fine but I want you to look at this damage under this table. Boy sticks his head under the table and I farted right in his face, direct hit to the grill. Little f** was like “I’m calling the cops!” Go ahead, whites should go to jail for refusing to drain my balls when they need servicing. I went out to eat every day this week and only payed once. Best week or my life!
Peace,
The Prestonian®
