I DESPERATELY want to be beaten up, laughed at, and smugly insulted by a ten to fourteen year old girl. She would be delicate and physically not very strong– but completely fearless and relentless in her attacks. Not really able to do any damage, but absolutely determined to try. Me down on one knee, covering my face while she rains down little bird punches– the whole time her just giggling complacently as she goes to town, just barely breathing hard, maybe offhandedly calling me a wimp. She would be a creamy skinned brunette in either tight jeans or a short denim miniskirt.
