Say buddy, can you spare a dime…..for a Clitoris?

Swedish feminist MEP under fire for spending taxpayer cash on ‘3D clitorises’.

——YOU CAN’T MAKE UP THIS STUFF.——–

A member of the European Parliament from Sweden raised eyebrows after she used her hefty allowance, paid for by EU taxpayers, to buy hundreds of plastic clitorises for ‘feminist and left causes.’

A report by the Swedish public broadcaster SVT revealed that Malin Bjork from the Left Party had spent up to one million Swedish kroner for Clitorises.

Bjork defended the purchase by saying that the items were handed out during political campaigns. HERE have a CLITORIS, won’t ya?

Malin Bjork insisted that she did not break any European Parliament rules.

Well what do YOU think Simply Confess readers? I think everyone should have a Clitoris.

[Apologies to our Muslim readers as they practice female circumcision, which is actually a Clitorectomy (removal of the clitoris)]

All Comments

  • What’s the point of getting a plastic clit if you can’t feel shit from it? What’s the point of ’em? To snap off your own clit to change with a plastic one? Why the fuck? I love my clit, it makes me feel a hell of a lot better than none would. She can fuck off.

    Anonymous May 17, 2019 3:38 pm Reply

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