Tyler: please, I’m sorry…

Me: do I look like I give two fucks right now? I should shove the barrel down your goddamn throat and pull the trigger!

Tyler: please…
me: wow… you would have been a s***** lawyer. (Mockingly) “please, I’m sorry!”

I put the shiny barrel of the 9MM pistol in his mouth. Angling it so the bullet would go down into his body.

Tyler: Mmmmffffhhhhh!

Me: say goodbye, a******.

The room goes silent. Some kids cover their ears and some look away. My friend, Ayden, just stares at me along with my teacher. Tyler’s sister, sage, is sobbing.

BANG!

Me: Good-f******-bye.

I am the gun at my head.. I was done. I finished my mission. I pause and realize that this shooting had the least amount of victims in any shooting probably ever. I guess that was a good thing. His friends would learn never to piss anyone else off again unless they would like to fall victim to a gunshot to the dome.

Me: Ayden, tell all of Tyler’s friends to go f*** themselves.

BANG!

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