I need to f*** and i hate it. If I’m hungry, I eat. If I’m thirsty, I drink. If I’m cold, I put on a sweater. But when i’m out of my mind with horniness, I have to find a willing partner first, and then wine her and dine her and text her and talk to her and then, MAYBE, she’ll have s** with me. I swear if I was wealthy I would just pay for it like food, drink and shelter. I would just go to the cash machine tonight, withdraw $200 cash and offer it to someone at the club, go home, f*** like a bunny, pay her and get it over with. This is b*******.
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Why not just masturbate? Porn hub is free, you know. You don’t even need to make an account. :/
Yeah just jerk off first, then reconsider.
I am TIRED of jerking off, like I said, I go to PornHub at least twice a day, i am HORNY and I want a VAGINA, and tits, a face, legs, ass, lips, all of it. Telling me to jerk off is like telling someone who was going to go to a rock concert to just listen to the band’s music on YouTube. Jerking off and having mind-blowing, rockin’, sweatin’, intense sex aren’t even in the same ballpark. But thank you anyway, I’m sure it won’t be long.
What about sex toys? Have you tried the pocket pussy? All of my guy friends say it feels pretty realistic!
You need a fwb who will bend over for you any time you want.