John Wilkes Booth walked into the Ford Theater… he saw the first guard, he stroked his BIG MEATY C***, and he orgasmed so good that he fell asleep. John walked up to the booth where Abraham Lincoln was. John knocked, and waiting, stroking his c*** to get ready to show the president. Abraham Lincoln opened the curtain, with his 18 inch member. John Wilkes Booth looked at it, and started to walk towards Abraham Lincoln. They docked, and made the best s**. During s** though, John accidentally thrusted through Abraham’s Head, killing him. Hours later John Wilkes Booth got found, and he died doing what he loved, sucking d***.

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