• 6 years ago
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I really don’t mind being single, I enjoy it most of the time, especially after being married for 9 years. I also won’t die from not having had s** for the last four months. What drives me crazy is being in public and being surrounded by incredibly attractive women and knowing I can’t even have to much as a kiss from one of them because…well, I don’t know why “because.” I start to think maybe I’m fugly. But just last night at a party a woman told me she loved my hat. I am sitting at a Whole Foods right now surrounded by just the loveliest women, women of all ages, of all colors, all sizes, all manner of dress, and I just want one of them to look in my eyes, forget about throwing them down, although I wouldn’t mind that, obviously. I wish I was a rock star or a celebrity sometimes so I would never have to spend a night alone if I didn’t want to…

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  • THEN YOU ME AND BED NOW

    Anonymous March 19, 2018 6:11 am Reply

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