• 3 years ago
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Gonna have to have one last SLURPATHON at ORLANDO AIRPORT terminal B 1st floor bathroom next to Disney Magical Express before they close, gooey gucci gushers gulped down my psychedelic suckhole! Next holiday seedson when lots of tired travelers need a thrilling throat to throttle.

Have any of you been to Orlando Airport? Seen me in my Miami sports team hats while working overnight? I saw you, lingering at lids, at the now closed Lush by the food court, you were too timid to ask if it was me, you blew your chance for me to blow!

So fellas we’ll have one last jambaroo next holiday season, BACKSNATCH BREEDINGS for everyone!

Simply,

Corvallus

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