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  • Hep C, Ha

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:29 am Reply
  • 25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:30 am Reply
  • How did I get from revising Biology for an exam to witchcraft and seeing a black cat outside staring at me? Guess knowledge on plants and crystals do help for school!

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:30 am Reply
  • Just shake your butt and have a lesbian experience!

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:30 am Reply
  • I got her pregnant and when she wouldn’t abort, I left her.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:30 am Reply
  • Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:31 am Reply
  • The desire to hold you is getting to me. I want you. I don’t care if we would need a bus to haul all of our kids… I just want to be with you.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:31 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:31 am Reply
  • I have decided to take the next step in my sexual desires and only masturbate using my ass!

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:31 am Reply
  • I have been playing this new virtual reality game but halfway through the game play it crashes. Any ideas on why this is happening ?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:32 am Reply
  • Insomnia again. Cue all the bad memories & not so positive thoughts.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:32 am Reply
  • She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:32 am Reply
  • Run that blade down my arm without fear. Hopefully rupture a few veins along the way.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:32 am Reply
  • Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:33 am Reply
  • I feel like I am a girl. I want to dress like a girl and go around.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:33 am Reply
  • I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:33 am Reply
  • She had come to the conclusion that you could tell a lot about a person by their ears. The way they stuck out and the size of the earlobes could give you wonderful insights into the person. Of course, she couldn’t scientifically prove any of this, but that didn’t matter to her. Before anything else, she would size up the ears of the person she was talking to.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:33 am Reply
  • I have a random feeling that today evening is going to be great and I’ll end by day feeling very satisfied.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:34 am Reply
  • I have a random feeling that today will be a great day. I just know it. I know it alright.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:34 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:34 am Reply
  • Fleeting thoughts of self-harm that I’ll never act on.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:34 am Reply
  • I want to get creamed by Camila Mattoli she’s the most beautiful woman alive

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:35 am Reply
  • Honestly, I don’t care about climate change or politics. I worry about zombies, aliens and vampires.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:35 am Reply
  • 2020 sucks

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:35 am Reply
  • It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:35 am Reply
  • He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:36 am Reply
  • i rather exercise than think about genitals 24/7.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:36 am Reply
  • There wasn’t a bird in the sky, but that was not what caught her attention. It was the clouds. The deep green that isn’t the color of clouds, but came with these. She knew what was coming and she hoped she was prepared.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:36 am Reply
  • I secretly wish you are missing me. That I never leave your mind like you don’t leave mine. But I know that’s not true of you. Is it

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:36 am Reply
  • With Cannabis you don’t smoke, you toke.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:37 am Reply
  • In need of a sharp object…NOW!

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:37 am Reply
  • I jerk off a lot to pornstar Jennifer Hills. look at her and tell me you won’t too

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:37 am Reply
  • Does “homewrecker” refer to women only? Why or why not?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:37 am Reply
  • I masturbate to pictures of the hot pussy that gave birth to me.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:38 am Reply
  • every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:38 am Reply
  • The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:38 am Reply
  • CORONAVIRUS KILLING EVERYTHING, WE ARE DOWNHILL!

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:38 am Reply
  • I hate being awake. Sometimes I wish I could just live in my dream world where nothing hurts.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:39 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:39 am Reply
  • im a 27 year old male and out of nowhere i developed a fetish for wearing diapers. i have no idea why but the thought of it turns me on so much. wtf brain

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:39 am Reply
  • He doesn’t even care about me, why am I wasting my time with him? What does it matter, it’s not working. Love is the commitment to tolerate another person.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:39 am Reply
  • I’m your girlfriend, not your therapist.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:40 am Reply
  • Every big company e.g. Apple, Sony, Windows should invest at least 10% of their money in charity and environmental causes, like Sky

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:40 am Reply
  • Those who down vote this will have it coming for them. Karma. Curses shall befall on those who discriminate based on sex, age, gender, sexual orientation and race.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:40 am Reply
  • Here we go again. This wont last T_T

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:40 am Reply
  • You’re pushing for it lately. I don’t understand why. If you really wanted it you already know what to do.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:41 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:41 am Reply
  • I’ve held my tongue so long.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:41 am Reply
  • MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!!! TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD!!! MY BOY NICK ROBINSON WAS THERE YEET YEET!!!

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:41 am Reply
  • I love you very much. It’s not even real

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:42 am Reply
  • Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:42 am Reply
  • Today i tried to wear a pair of panties. it was my first time, and it felt so good i have to admit.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:42 am Reply
  • I think I am dissociating right now. It’s a bit scary.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:42 am Reply
  • I always enjoy when we go to Tiffany’s together. Altho I never buy anything there because frankly, I’m a cut snob.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:43 am Reply
  • I wonder what she’s up to.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:43 am Reply
  • I love my mother so much.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:43 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:43 am Reply
  • Be careful using this website. Full of gang stalkers that use VPNs to hide behind false identities to gaslight such identities

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:44 am Reply
  • Good Morning Everyone!

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:44 am Reply
  • Earthy is what she’s going for, I think.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:44 am Reply
  • I don’t believe in Santa Claus

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:44 am Reply
  • i want my dad to die in an accident

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:45 am Reply
  • I’m going to cream Gabi Rahming of Albany Louisiana’s pussy just like I used to breed her dad Michael’s rectum

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:45 am Reply
  • I blame white people.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:45 am Reply
  • The day has barely begun & I’m already entertaining thoughts of harming myself.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:45 am Reply
  • Being racist, xenophobic, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and ageist gets you nowhere in life.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:46 am Reply
  • I reeeeeeaaaaaaalllllly dislike you.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:46 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:46 am Reply
  • I don’t like being outside of my bedroom if my stepdad is home. I ask my mom to send him to the store sometimes so I can breathe. He’s always judging.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:46 am Reply
  • I want to drug my boyfriend and tie him up in my basement. Don’t judge me I’m sure I’m not the only girl who’s thought of that.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:47 am Reply
  • “It was so great to hear from you today and it was such weird timing,” he said. “This is going to sound funny and a little strange, but you were in a dream I had just a couple of days ago. I’d love to get together and tell you about it if you’re up for a cup of coffee,” he continued, laying the trapped he’s been planning for years.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:47 am Reply
  • That’s why you’re so upset they took your food stamps

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:47 am Reply
  • Breakfasts have become my latest favorite meal time paired with iced coffee:p

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:47 am Reply
  • People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:48 am Reply
  • He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:48 am Reply
  • They got there early, and they got really good seats.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:48 am Reply
  • NO WAY THIS WEBSITE ACTUALLY ADDED COMMENTS AGAIN!!!! YAYYYYYY

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:48 am Reply
  • I can smell you’re mother through the wall. You came from that hole. You smell as well. God bless.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:49 am Reply
  • Had a text argument with my dad. Lord help me. Facepalm meme.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:49 am Reply
  • I hope you die reader

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:49 am Reply
  • I watched too much porn today and I regret it.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:49 am Reply
  • Transgenderism Is Not Even Real

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:50 am Reply
  • guns and everything like them should be Illegal the world would be a much better place

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:50 am Reply
  • The Age of Aquarius is declared CANCELED by the true prophet itself. It will be years of misery. Curses

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:50 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:50 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:51 am Reply
  • Hey, remember when the search worked?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:51 am Reply
  • He got me pregnant, and when I wouldn’t abort, he left me.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:51 am Reply
  • Sometimes that’s just the way it has to be. Sure, there were probably other options, but he didn’t let them enter his mind. It was done and that was that. It was just the way it had to be.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:51 am Reply
  • I get so fucking horny before my period but I can’t masturbate right now.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:52 am Reply
  • I became drunk smoked tobacco, was boastful prideful disrespectful angry unforgiving unloving afraid paranoid worried anxious

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:52 am Reply
  • God I wish I was dead. I hate being this way. I wish I could be happy. I wake up every morning disappointed I’m still alive. I’m fucking miserable.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:52 am Reply
  • I hope you die in a fire

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:53 am Reply
  • She’s got a little pushback. She’s got a little heat. Don’t let that placid exterior fool ya. She’s not going to take a buncha shit.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:53 am Reply
  • Psychiatrist Dr Kamaldeep Sandhu MD raped me and I am afraid to contact police!!!!! Please help

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:53 am Reply
  • I think my bowls are moving too fast…. how soon is too soon to be shittin after I eat? Bc the shit still smell like fresh tacos. Burnt a lil too.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:53 am Reply
  • Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:54 am Reply
  • i have a creamy center

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:54 am Reply
  • All women are sluts

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:54 am Reply
  • I’m a lesbian.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:55 am Reply
  • I missed my girl cousin I’m closest to wedding because I lost the password to my a email account So gutted

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:55 am Reply
  • They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:55 am Reply
  • What have you noticed today? I noticed that if you outline the eyes, nose, and mouth on your face with your finger, you make an “I” which makes perfect sense, but is something I never noticed before. What have you noticed today?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:56 am Reply
  • I wonder if it hurts to blow your brains out?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:56 am Reply
  • i’m a girl and i kiss my girl friends but i’m straight it’s more of an i love you type of thing

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:56 am Reply
  • The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:56 am Reply
  • I live in a time where men cut their dicks off and call themselves girls. And women grow a bit of facial hair and call themselves men…

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:57 am Reply
  • Ashley is dead . Terrible accident . Her car fell off a cliff….oops .

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:57 am Reply
  • My Master says I can’t post here . I better listen I don’t want to be set on fire.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:57 am Reply
  • Forgive everyone and let go. This way you’ll be free of these issues.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:58 am Reply
  • It had been her dream for years but Dana had failed to take any action toward making it come true. There had always been a good excuse to delay or prioritize another project. As she woke, she realized she was once again at a crossroads. Would it be another excuse or would she finally find the courage to pursue her dream? Dana rose and took her first step.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:58 am Reply
  • Timessome I tnaw a yug, tub nem rea Elbirroh. They’re dogs.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:58 am Reply
  • 2 DICKS IN MY ASS, THREE DICKS IN MY ASS. FOUR DICKS IS ENOUGH BUT FUCKING FIVE DICKS! FIVE FUCKING DICKS! LETS GO FOR SIX.. SEVENNNNNNN

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:58 am Reply
  • I exercised my chest, abs and arms a lot today. Thanks to you all for encouraging me. In fact, I think I’ll do more later in the evening before sleeping.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:59 am Reply
  • Once again, feeling the equivalent of staring at a blank spot on the wall.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:59 am Reply
  • I want to go back to New Orleans with you and show my tits to everyone

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:59 am Reply
  • I really need a blumpkin

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 9:59 am Reply
  • Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:00 am Reply
  • The book is in front of the table.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:00 am Reply
  • Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:00 am Reply
  • The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:00 am Reply
  • I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:01 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:01 am Reply
  • White people always got that dumb look on their face and want me to give them the same look as if…

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:01 am Reply
  • The cab arrived late. The inside was in as bad of shape as the outside which was concerning, and it didn’t appear that it had been cleaned in months. The green tree air-freshener hanging from the rearview mirror was either exhausted of its scent or not strong enough to overcome the other odors emitting from the cab. The correct decision, in this case, was to get the hell out of it and to call another cab, but she was late and didn’t have a choice.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:01 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:02 am Reply
  • Feeling the urge to harm myself again.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:02 am Reply
  • Spiral to the heart of my concerns.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:02 am Reply
  • It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:02 am Reply
  • Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:03 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:03 am Reply
  • i fucked my wifes mother last night… she is 74… im 30…. best pussy ive ever had…

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:03 am Reply
  • I wish I could just do whatever I wanted. Just for a little while.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:03 am Reply
  • Conservatism is a mental illness.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:04 am Reply
  • just found out my grandmother apparently has a criminal record. she was arrested for animal cruelty back in 89. i dont know if i want her around my children

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:04 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:04 am Reply
  • No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:04 am Reply
  • if i haven’t met you you’re a fan no matter what you say. to be my enemy i have to actually recognize you as one.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:05 am Reply
  • It really sucks when I think about how money will always be more important than me

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:05 am Reply
  • Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that’s where the people are.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:05 am Reply
  • If you’re a small built 17 year old boy, don’t take your jeans off and let a big tom turkey have sex with you.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:05 am Reply
  • I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:06 am Reply
  • I walked in on my sister fucking her girlfriend with a scrap-on. Good thing I stayed hidden … or she would have seen me.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:06 am Reply
  • This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:06 am Reply
  • How to make a bot for lots of likes and views?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:07 am Reply
  • Ha! They made a musical about a Zoey playlist and funny because Zoey got pregnant in a high school musical. Decades later and it’s still not funny.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:07 am Reply
  • I’m breaking my phone

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:07 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:07 am Reply
  • I’m a (somewhat) straight girl (I’m 20) and i dreamt i was messing around with a girl and i woke up due to having a huge orgasm in my sleep..wtf

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:08 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:08 am Reply
  • I want to sedate my mom and have my way with her…

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:08 am Reply
  • Anyone trying to rp? Haven’t abducted a child in like two weeks pc huh

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:08 am Reply
  • I wanna be physically shown up, verbally insulted, and laughed at by delicate little preteen girlscouts.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:09 am Reply
  • The leather jacked showed the scars of being his favorite for years. It wore those scars with pride, feeling that they enhanced his presence rather than diminishing it. The scars gave it character and had not overwhelmed to the point that it had become ratty. The jacket was in its prime and it knew it.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:09 am Reply
  • Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:09 am Reply
  • He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:09 am Reply
  • I hate my throat and gut.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:10 am Reply
  • I was wondering if anyone here get fainty while having ur mouth check at the dentist or is it just me.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:10 am Reply
  • The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:10 am Reply
  • She nervously peered over the edge. She understood in her mind that the view was supposed to be beautiful, but all she felt was fear. There had always been something about heights that disturbed her, and now she could feel the full force of this unease. She reluctantly crept a little closer with the encouragement of her friends as the fear continued to build. She couldn’t help but feel that something horrible was about to happen.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:10 am Reply
  • i miss you

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:11 am Reply
  • I love the feeling of being able to sleep in when you have a day off work

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:11 am Reply
  • They argue. While the argument seems to be different the truth is it’s always the same. Yes, the topic may be different or the circumstances, but when all said and done, it all came back to the same thing. They both knew it, but neither has the courage or strength to address the underlying issue. So they continue to argue.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:11 am Reply
  • All he could think about was how it would all end. There was still a bit of uncertainty in the equation, but the basics were there for anyone to see. No matter how much he tried to see the positive, it wasn’t anywhere to be seen. The end was coming and it wasn’t going to be pretty.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:11 am Reply
  • She was in a hurry. Not the standard hurry when you’re in a rush to get someplace, but a frantic hurry. The type of hurry where a few seconds could mean life or death. She raced down the road ignoring speed limits and weaving between cars. She was only a few minutes away when traffic came to a dead standstill on the road ahead.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:12 am Reply
  • Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:12 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:12 am Reply
  • Should I confront my ex about them hooking up with someone else soon (less than a week) after we broke up?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:12 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:13 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:13 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:14 am Reply
  • Realised I was chasing the contrail of euphoria. The irony of it is, as good as it feels it’s never a good sign.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:14 am Reply
  • What if i’ve already been used by the devil to mess with my brethren and or other people as well? Because i couldn’t integrate with others?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:14 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:14 am Reply
  • CONDOM IS SIN

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:15 am Reply
  • why do identity crises have to hit you at one in the morning? i’ve never had one til now and i feel like my chest is imploding. i hate it

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:15 am Reply
  • I fall in love with sunita and she already married.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:15 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:15 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:16 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:16 am Reply
  • What’s the least offensive way for me to tell my husband he smells like he hasn’t showered in 3 weeks and his breath is rancid?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:16 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:17 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:17 am Reply
  • She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:17 am Reply
  • I love to drink tea and coffee, but it makes me pee too much. I hate going to the bathroom every few minutes. Ugh

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:18 am Reply
  • He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:18 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:18 am Reply
  • I have a great feeling, not a random feeling, that today is going to be an awesome day.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:18 am Reply
  • As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:19 am Reply
  • Bye.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:19 am Reply
  • I just did some good good arms exercises by lifting weights. Now, will do chest and abs. Let’s fight that depression people! Come on!

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:19 am Reply
  • Two more days and all his problems would be solved.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:19 am Reply
  • Anyone else ever fantasize about the SS and Hitler running a train on martin luther king jr ?

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:20 am Reply
  • Music brings back memories Don’t do it kids

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:20 am Reply
  • Let’s fight the depressive symptoms some of us are having. Let’s lift those weights or hit the treadmill. We must sweat. Come on.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:20 am Reply
  • It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:20 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:21 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:21 am Reply
  • I’m bored but it’s a sin to say

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:21 am Reply
  • yesterday i tried to kill my sister with a soup spoon. i liked

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:21 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:22 am Reply
  • VIII: I’ll go blind because I’m so hurt my eyes don’t want to see me in pain.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:22 am Reply
  • Saw a man that looked like him and my heart started burning with passion and ended up crying.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:22 am Reply
  • You can never lose weight when you have a fat mom that cooks great.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:22 am Reply
  • My boyfriend got me pregnant and said he wanted the baby, now he’s changed his mind and expects me to terminate. I don’t want to.

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:23 am Reply
  • I’m a sexy man trapped in an ugly man’s body

    Anonymous March 10, 2020 10:23 am Reply
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