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  • I can’t wait for the day I quit my minimum wage job and move on to a much, much better job in the future. Time to finish school. I got this.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:28 am Reply
  • Sure, I’d be happy for you but my ego would disintegrate. Vestigial as it is.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:28 am Reply
  • Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:28 am Reply
  • I ran out of sugar. So I had to drink Honey Coffee this morning. It was good.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:28 am Reply
  • I wish I was never born. I don’t deserve to be alive.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:29 am Reply
  • I think I did have a little crush, sorry.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:29 am Reply
  • every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:29 am Reply
  • I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:29 am Reply
  • I wanna suck every guy’s dick in this group

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:30 am Reply
  • Breakfasts have become my latest favorite meal time paired with iced coffee:p

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:30 am Reply
  • I’m reading a book, but the problem is that I’m reading it to slow.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:30 am Reply
  • I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:30 am Reply
  • If there is a god, he hates me.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:31 am Reply
  • Ok guys, stop all the panty sniffing, stealing, jerking, wearing perv stories. It’s not edgy, too common and average horny guy thing. Thanks, Amy.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:31 am Reply
  • If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:31 am Reply
  • Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:31 am Reply
  • im fucked and not in a good way

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:31 am Reply
  • Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:32 am Reply
  • He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:32 am Reply
  • Fun Fact: Beer has no sugar because the sugar coming from the yeast turns to alcohol.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:32 am Reply
  • Why are you acting weird? I never did anything to you or say anything. You act like I sinned against you. Anyway thank you for the assistance.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:32 am Reply
  • Music brings back memories Don’t do it kids

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:33 am Reply
  • The trees, therefore, must be such old and primitive techniques that they thought nothing of them, deeming them so inconsequential that even savages like us would know of them and not be suspicious. At that, they probably didn’t have too much time after they detected us orbiting and intending to land. And if that were true, there could be only one place where their civilization was hidden.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:33 am Reply
  • There was something beautiful in his hate. It wasn’t the hate itself as it was a disgusting display of racism and intolerance. It was what propelled the hate and the fact that although he had this hate, he didn’t understand where it came from. It was at that moment that she realized that there was hope in changing him.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:33 am Reply
  • I’m going to hire professional help tomorrow. I can’t handle this anymore. She fell over the coffee table and now there is blood in her catheter. This is much more than I ever signed up to do.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:33 am Reply
  • Have I really became THAT lonely? I’ve been dreaming about all the boys I had entertained the idea of being romantically interested in. WTH going on with me?

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:34 am Reply
  • i have whackass fantasies about non consensual acts, but when i even think about r/pe i want to puke and i hate myself

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:34 am Reply
  • I have a random feeling that today will be a great day. I just know it. I know it alright.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 8:34 am Reply

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