So! I’m Native American and for the past couple of nights I’ve dreamt about an elder giving me a new name. She’s an elderly granny, brown skinned and wrinkled. She’s dressed in our traditional clothing in different shades of blues and purples and colors of the like. She looks at me and she says that my new name is “Gupta, it means happy in our language”. So I f****** google it and it’s some f****** Indian name! ROFL! I can’t f****** breathe! I’m not an India from India! I’m from Canada! Wtf. And I’ve had this dream twice now. And what a s***** name, f****** GUPTA! LORD HELP ME!

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