• 6 years ago
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I was in an abandoned warehouse with the British leader of the opposition party Jeremy Corbyn and a velociraptor (a friendly one) from jurassic park. We were building a hostel for homeless ppl but I needed a wee but was too embarrassed to tell them so I kept building toilets so they’d realise and give me some privacy (I could build a whoLe working bathroom but not a door) but they didn’t until finally they did and I woke up p****** the bed.

Life pro tip: use the bathroom before crashing out on 30mg mirtazipines.

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