With the launch date of Teodor

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With the launch date of Teodor Reljić’s haunting debut novel ‘Two’ looming ever closer, we’d like to invite you to one of its focal points: the Well of Secrets.

Leave your most unconfessed secret inside the Well of Secrets, and be part of the launch party magic. All secrets are entered anonymously, of course – at no point will you be asked for any identifying particulars.

Write down your secret below, anonymously, under ‘Comment’. Any secret goes – the Well doesn’t judge.

See you on the 28th March.

#two

All Comments

  • I never cry at funerals, but I wept like a child during the ending of The Return of the King. All five of them.

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 3:59 pm Reply
  • My diet is going very well, but I stop for a chocolate muffin everyday on the way home from work. Shhh, my wife doesn’t know though.

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 4:30 pm Reply
  • I secretly love Phil Collins

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 5:03 pm Reply
  • People think I am on a diet because I want to look better. I had a bad health scare in December and the only cure available for it is a strict diet. Perfect timing to make it look like a New Year Resolution.

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 5:12 pm Reply
  • I feel like everyone is waiting for me to fail.

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 5:14 pm Reply
  • I like saying jokes and posting funny things on facebook. But I feel dead inside most of the time.

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 5:26 pm Reply
  • I always feel that I have to portray myself to others as being strong and unemotional. But really I am quite the opposite.

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 5:27 pm Reply
  • I want to have sex with a man

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 5:41 pm Reply
  • I want to fit into Ira’s dress

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 6:10 pm Reply
  • I watch Game of Thrones to be macho because all my office mates watch it but really I just want to watch Bewitched.

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 6:30 pm Reply
  • As a child, I used to try and avoid mirrors and reflective surfaces because I wanted to see if I wouldn’t recognize my own face if I did it for long enough. It sort of worked, and I’ve never liked my face again much since.

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 6:52 pm Reply
  • my family thinks I vote PN, but Ive always voted AD

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 7:42 pm Reply
  • Pretending to believe in a god – and avoiding as much as possible topics related to religion including church attendance not to sound rude with family, colleagues and clients – is tiring.

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 10:25 pm Reply
  • I downloaded that application of coffee shop sounds loop and when I am alone working on computer I’m listening to it for hours because there is one voice in all that chatter which is same as hers. It comes from time to time and is barely audible, but it sounds like she is enjoying conversation with interesting people which she always loved to do. I miss her terribly.

    Anonymous March 6, 2014 11:25 pm Reply
  • I admit to masturbating a few times a week. I am my own’s best sexual partner. I wonder if other girls masturbate too. I wonder…

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 7:55 am Reply
  • I am an apostate with spaghetti all over my chin.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 7:59 am Reply
  • There are days when I eat sweetcorn only to colour my crap. Literally. It amuses me to see those little yellow spots amidst the brown.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 8:15 am Reply
  • I sing out loud to Britney Spears OOH BABY ONE MORE TIME in my car when I’m travelling alone.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 9:04 am Reply
  • I’ve been seeing this man on and off for a couple of years. I used to love him once, but now I only meet him because he makes my life miserable when he thinks it’s over.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 9:27 am Reply
  • I had a very bad depression and had to go on medication for a while. I was excellent at hiding it in front of everyone, but everything was a huge struggle. Only my boyfriend and my best friend knew about it. Now I am an expert at hiding my feelings.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 9:58 am Reply
  • I’ve discovered that someone I love dearly is lying to my face.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 12:58 pm Reply
  • My sex drive is zero

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 1:06 pm Reply
  • When I go for a walk in the evening and people walk towards me I look at their faces when they are just about to pass me and immediately close my eyes and image of their face stays in my closed eyes, black and white. I like to believe that when I open my eyes, image of their face is printed somewhere in my memory.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 1:32 pm Reply
  • I am Margaret Thatcher’s liver and I can forgive all your sins.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 2:11 pm Reply
  • The old story: I’m falling in love with someone who is “bad news”.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 2:22 pm Reply
  • I’m bisexual,and want to have a threesome with Jenna Marbles and Tyler Oakley.I Don’t quite know why i want to sleep with a gay man but even you must admit Jenna looks good in a bikini.But hey, mabye Troye might join.#TROYLENNA

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 2:26 pm Reply
  • I think about her everyday. She will never know.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 2:32 pm Reply
  • I still miss her

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 4:38 pm Reply
  • I’m bipolar but I hide it like a baws.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 5:36 pm Reply
  • I voted PL and I regret it.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 6:34 pm Reply
  • The only reason I’m saying I think my husband is a child molester is to get full custody of my daughter so I never have to see him and the woman who destroyed my family again.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 8:00 pm Reply
  • I am an Italian filmmaker whose hard work has recently been acknowledged by the highest cinematic authority on the planet. I was very proud and humbled by this award. Which is why it hurt me to no end to see that someone didn’t appreciate my film. But I’ll take it in my stride, just like Maradona. Un uomo in piu’.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 9:13 pm Reply
  • I sometimes take from the petty cash if I don’t have change for my lunch break.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 10:15 pm Reply
  • I want to quit my job but I don’t have the courage to start looking for a job all over again and going for interviews.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 10:28 pm Reply
  • Unfortunately Malta is too small to kill someone and for there to be a reasonable chance to get away with it.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 11:16 pm Reply
  • I’m racist yet I’d like to fuck a negro.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 11:17 pm Reply
  • I want to have sex with a serial killer, and make him fall in love with me.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 11:24 pm Reply
  • I’m too much of a coward to commit suicide.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 11:28 pm Reply
  • I want to be sexually tortured by someone I don’t know, and whom I’ll never see again.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 11:33 pm Reply
  • I like when people masturbate at the thought of me.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 11:36 pm Reply
  • I really would like to have a meaningful relationship with someone of the opposite sex yet I only realise what I feel for someone once they leave me and mean it.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 11:36 pm Reply
  • There is none more sincere hate then the hate towards oneself.

    Anonymous March 7, 2014 11:53 pm Reply
  • I’ve always wanted to throw eggs off my balcony onto passersby down below.

    Anonymous March 8, 2014 8:56 am Reply
  • I pretend to enjoy sex much more than I actually do.

    Anonymous March 8, 2014 9:27 am Reply
  • Malta is just a Sicilian Provincia (i.e. not even an Italian Regione) masquerading as a country.

    Anonymous March 8, 2014 9:53 am Reply
  • I hate the Marshall islands and Australia.

    Anonymous March 8, 2014 6:46 pm Reply
  • My eating disorder is flaring up again.

    Anonymous March 9, 2014 5:57 am Reply
  • I dislike pretentious people who have moustaches

    Anonymous March 9, 2014 3:56 pm Reply
  • I was once intimidated by people who seemed popular. Now, I am better than them – and that’s proven on more than one degree. I enjoy seeing those people publishing books as if they matter. #two

    Anonymous March 9, 2014 4:01 pm Reply
  • I let someone drug my drink and assault me sexually.

    Anonymous March 10, 2014 12:46 am Reply
  • I secretly have OCD. I’m always counting things in 3’s or 5’s depending on my mood. Sometimes I do something in 3’s then repeat just to be safe. Safe for what I ask myself? The truth is I just don’t know…

    Anonymous March 10, 2014 5:31 am Reply
  • If it happens, it’ll end in tears.

    Anonymous March 13, 2014 4:35 pm Reply
  • I can’t hide it anymore.

    Anonymous March 13, 2014 7:33 pm Reply
  • I miss her. But is it love or lust?

    Anonymous March 14, 2014 5:02 pm Reply
  • When there is no wine at home, I lace my herbal tea with absinthe I received as a Christmas gift years ago.

    Anonymous March 14, 2014 11:54 pm Reply
  • I smell pillows

    Anonymous March 15, 2014 10:27 am Reply
  • I masturbated and broke my hymen when I was 12.

    Anonymous March 15, 2014 1:10 pm Reply
  • I don’t love her. I want out.

    Anonymous March 15, 2014 5:21 pm Reply
  • I find the SXSW Lady Gaga puke-gig strangely arousing.

    Anonymous March 15, 2014 5:40 pm Reply
  • My medication keeps me sort of sane, but I miss the highs and lows. I fake them on stage and feel like a fraud – but it’s strangely cathartic.

    Anonymous March 21, 2014 9:07 am Reply
  • I drank a 3/4ths of a bottle of wine before work, and put the rest in an opaque travel cup and consumed the rest once I got there.

    Anonymous March 21, 2014 1:42 pm Reply
  • I would love to kill a human being. I’d probably cry, throw up and faint as I do it, but I’d like to know what it’s like to feel their blood on my face and hands and look them in the eyes as they die. I want to know how I’d feel about it but I’m too much of a coward to actually do it.

    Anonymous March 21, 2014 10:58 pm Reply
  • I have a small dick and it makes me want to kill myself.

    Anonymous March 22, 2014 12:08 am Reply
  • I use to touch the girls boobs who babysat me

    Anonymous March 22, 2014 8:04 am Reply
  • My boyfriend had the keys to a theatre. We took another guy there and had a threesome. I can’t help but giggle every time I go there, even though it’s been about 15 years!

    Anonymous March 23, 2014 9:12 am Reply
  • He’s 28 years older and I’m using him.

    Anonymous March 23, 2014 9:13 am Reply
  • The first cut was the deepest. I’ll never stop loving him as much as I hate him.

    Anonymous March 23, 2014 9:15 am Reply
  • Every time I meet a man and we’re going to have sex for the first time, I start to worry whether he’s going to have a small cock.

    Anonymous March 23, 2014 9:17 am Reply
  • i hate him and want him at the same time.im confused.

    Anonymous March 23, 2014 6:47 pm Reply
  • i get really horny watching rape and spanking porn. im a girl.

    Anonymous March 23, 2014 8:52 pm Reply
  • Nispera li dal-ktieb mhux tan-number two.

    Anonymous March 23, 2014 10:41 pm Reply
  • He tells me I’m like the springtime. I’m falling to the centre of the earth and it’s going to end in tears.

    Anonymous March 24, 2014 9:55 pm Reply
  • I am bi-sexual. I believe that I can love a man and a woman at the same time, because the love I have for a woman is different that the love I have for a man. I am a woman.

    Anonymous March 28, 2014 10:34 am Reply
  • I am convinced that people will leave me because I’m not enough , like my dad did at age 7.

    Anonymous March 28, 2014 12:22 pm Reply
  • I met this good looking guy at the store a while back an I whispered in front of him in low voice I will give your rod sweet pleasure in a awesome way he said where do you want to go I said the city park we both met down there In our secret way.We both went to the men toilet an he lowered his trousers an I blessed his warm rod…gosh it as good

    Anonymous March 28, 2014 2:08 pm Reply

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