so it started about five months

so it started about five months ago. i would come home to my girlfriend really tired on the tv. one thing would lead to the other and eventually i’d try to see if she and i could have s** that night but every single time i asked, for the next four months, she kept telling me she’s tired and that she had a long day and whatever. i know, it took me four months of asking, i know, but eventually i stopped asking and just gave up.

we broke up about a month ago (for obvious reasons). about four days ago my friend who’s dating one of her friends tells me that his girlfriend told him that my ex found out she has herpes. i went and got checked as soon as i could and i got my results today morning: i’m clean.

i guess i now know why she was always “so tired.” it’s because she was out f****** other guys but she made a big mistake and now she has herpes so i guess everything worked out in the end.

i think i’m going to go drinking with some of my friends tonight. i need to settle my head.

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