If you want chicks to hit on you, take your most attractive female friend to a club and they’ll be all over you. Women are insane
I’m currently masturbating. 34 M 180lbs 8inch cock.
I’m a disgusting human being. I constantly fantasize about stuffing guys (you heard me: guys, not girls) with food until they’re so utterly stuffed that all they ..
21, never had a friend, even when growing up. Sometimes it hurts, but other people never let me feel fucking comfortable just being me. There’s always a barrier, ..
My name is Fred Schmidt and I’m fucking my wife’s hot sister. My wife is a frumpy school teacher and her sister is a hot exercise instructor. I go home ..
Some people should have never been parents….
My life is really boring for a teen lol nothing like I thought it was gonna be 😂
I’m a girl and I have a guy friend who I hang out with all the time and play video games with, we are just friends but I let him masturbate in front of me and cum all over ..
I make my wife coffee every morning. I once told this in casual conversation I was having with friends and they all laughed at me because they thought I am beta ..
i hate pretty much any kind of work, it makes me so miserable… tbh the only thing i’d really ever be good for is maybe doing household chores, but mostly ..
I lost my virginity at 18, at a party. I hate to remember it because it’s been so long, but i was naive, and hadn’t built my personality enought at the time ..
From 2015 to 2018 I was in a sub/dom relationship. My gf was the dominant one. She commanded a high salary at a stressful position. As a sub, I was humiliated and degraded. ..
Mom: We have to leave now Me: Why Mom: I just sharked my pants Me: You mean sharted? In the car Mom: Oh God, I’m about to shark my pants again
White girls will fuck anyone. Anybody can get a white girl. Illegals, inmates, metrosexuals, serial killers, Africans, German Sheppards, you name it. The worst thing ..
Ahegao isn’t hot in real life. Dear girls who stick their tongues out and roll their eyes back in their photos, you look high as fuck.
I got fucked by a hot escort with a strap on. My wife obviously doesnt know. I can stop thinking about it
I wear to fuck I better not even so much as see even a hint of you again, anywhere. You want to fucking try me? Roper
I’m so cool 😎 Damn it feels good to admit it out loud….
I’m going to a wedding and i have slept with all 6 of the groomsman and the groom:)
God damnit Larry, all I asked was that you take my pizza out of the oven! Was it that much to ask??? I am GOING to murder you. This time I’ll actually follow ..
I tell this guys online i need money for my college bills, and i have sex with them i earned a lot of money like that, i’ve lost the number i have been with ..
My birthday is next Tuesday , turning 21 . Being in a society where it’s fun to have sex , get wasted , until you black out ,be consumed with evil and greed , waste ..
I’ve been sleeping with, and falling for, my best friends husband. I’m also married and he and my husband work together. To be completely honest, I don’t ..
I’m 16 and I just lost my virginity to my girlfriend’s 17 year old sister!
im sucha people pleaser and it hurts i wish i could stop and be my own person but i dont even know how
Married for many years, the last few being very lonely and unhappy. I ended up on tinder just for fun- mostly seeking the attention I wasn’t receiving at home. ..
I’m in love with someone 17 years older than me. I’m 15 and he’s 32.
I hurt my kids and they don’t know it yet. One day they will and it will crush their trust in me. As a father, in my mind and heart, I am there for every second ..
Communication is a 2 way street, and if you want me to communicate with you, just know that I have no idea how. I don’t have a way to. So, I have faith in you and your ..
Cassidy Campbell… white boi entertainment That shit be SLAPPIN 😝😝😝
I don’t hire fat people I just feel like it’s a bad image and message we are setting for customers who come into my store
im still a virgin but my friend has a boyfriend who she has sex with. i went to her house after he had been there and she said they had just had sex and she showed ..
I suffocated my mother a few minutes ago with a pillow. She had dementia and was angry and mean all the time, hated life and everyone in it, and I was stuck caring ..
I was just told that my older sister is really my mother and my parents are really my grandparents.
I don’t dream. I haven’t had a dream I remember in so long. Like years. I understand I probably am dreaming, they say you do, its impossible not to, but I don’t ..
When I used to practice the organ in a church nearby my college during my first year, I would often be there alone in the evening (with my own key). For whatever ..
I’m the girl who posted on here about a threesome I had where another girl ended up eating a guys cum off my toes, I never had a thing about feet before but this ..
I have to take a shit
I get really tired of seeing this mma duck riders talking about how they can beat any shaolin monk, Krav Maga fighter, aikido guy, or Silat practitioners. Shut the fuck ..
I was playing truth or dare with some friends (2 girls and 4 guys) and I got dared to show my ass. I was kneeling on the couch and leaning forward against the back ..