Jealous ex turned out to be a gold mine breaking it off, free advertising. What an idiot.
I had a Fwb with a military guy and my fiancé, (we are both girls) and while we were having this Fwb, this mf started getting a little too Close with my girl. So I said ..
Can’t properly describe the feeling it was to c** inside my wife last night. Jesus Christ- saving myself for so long was worth it.
☕ I’m going to mind my business and stop harassing you. I know you seen message. Take some time to think it over. I’ll miss messaging you (or people ..
☕ When it all started? When I started messaging girls in an Emo support group? That’s where I met her.. my wife. If it’s not you I’m sorry for posting ..
Is 2morrow suckoff Saturday at cleos bar in Orlando? I’m in town and need my rod serviced and drained. TIA for any info. Athletic & straight acting, have ..
I flirted with someone for the first time even though I was terrified. It worked! I now have his number and we’ve been talking. I’m declaring myself ..
I had s** with my girlfriend for the first time last night. I put vaseline all over her limbs. Then I climbed on top and started h****** away. My neighbor looked ..
What luck? Pathetic f***
I don’t have friends. Don’t embarrass yourself.
10 years of what??
pode postar em portugues?
Your husband left you because of how ugly you were getting btw not because your a hoe bag cheat, he knew that by your cousin though right, she said anything to ride ..
The pictures are of me. They are not p***. So far as I know, they are legal. Stories at jcoldstream . notepin . co (not com, remove four spaces) are text only.
Nobody is looking s*** up from here, they just assume it’s more p*** p***
3 rotten teeth black as your heart creates a smell that’s unnoticed by the nasal sitting above the rot hole
Like in Ukraine, you gotta watch out for stealth drones.
WE DID IT ON THE BOAT, made of trash.
Context, i sent a mature women pictures of myself before i turned 18 she’s a p***. My case is perfect 👌
First off they to kick you to jail, second, you are the p******** who likes re uploaded videos of kids. Thirdly I’ll bet you still have the videos.
When I traveled through Thailand local children kept coming up to me asking if I wanted “YUM YUM” & “BOOM BOOM”. I had no idea what they ..
I don’t know what to believe or trust . so I trust NOTHING of what he tells me. 5 years of mystery . its gotten old. Im tired of the lies of omission . he holds ..
Im 54 yr old woman . I too feel the absence of love. I also have no tattoos. I don’t know how to meet people anymore. I used to be friendly. Now? I can barely ..
Its wonderful news
why do you try so hard to hold onto other people if crotch pants is so hot??
Jews are the real enemy not blacks
tbh idek who Sophie koschlig is but Sum f***** weirdo kept posting her s*** so Im posting it bcz memes
Let’s goooo! 😋 I feel much better now.
Well strap it on lady love, (imitating baby’s cry) MOTHER!
looking at gay p*** with out girlfriend knowing
When I was around six or seven, I stayed the night at a friend from school’s house. When it’s time for bed I have to share a bed with my friend, we both ..
Obviously you either have … a sick husband, you don’t have a husband, you are not attracted to men &or resent them. Either way nobody cares im glad you found ..
13. SOMEONE KEEPS TESTING ME! Do you like Wendys? When deez nuts hit your chin. 😜😂😂 I don’t care that you are f****** with my emotions. 🤝 I told ..
No Uncle Biden don’t put your special finger in there!!!
There’s this boy named Steven. He’s kinda a family friend of mine who i met last year. I noticed him one day because he could not stop staring at me. He was so dreamy ..
I bottomed for Joe Biden at an adult video store in Delaware back in 1999. Above average jizzlestick but no rhythm whatsoever, just jackhammers the entire time. ..
Why was the window purple? Because the lawyer s*** on it! LlmaaooLmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ..
Tell us what drugs your on? You got to this block without hard work so what are you selling junkies?
What did the British umpire say to the batter? Europe.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows don’t go who, they go moo!