I am selling my old jock strap if anyone wants to buy it.
Robert Hamburger 🍔 doing some SC remixes today. Any requests?
Check out Corvallus Winslow’s new album, “The Notorious P.I.G” coming out soon on Grundlehuffer Music Recordings! Hot tracks such as “My ..
My p*** has a first name. . it’s _ _ _ _ _ _. This is the Oscar Meyer flaccid small wiener song worm that is stuck in my head this morning. Have a lovely day people. ..
Corvallus, Prestonian, Cream Gene, Hallisonian, Jizzle Juice Jim, Sucio Sam, & the rest of the Cream Team are preparing to volunteer to fight for nazi Ukraine, ..
put ur big c*** in my p**** 🤪 im virgin
Eventually the people here will figure out that you are imaginary. A created character used to TROLL this site. Total fake and a TROLL. It’s surprising they ..
YOU are nothing but a TROLL. A FAKE TROLL!
BURY YOUR B******** BONE IN MY BODACIOUS BROLIC BACKSNATCH IN BOCA BEACH BUNGALOWS! — Corvallus Winslow III ////////This message was brought to you by the letter ..
Reward your self depends. Pizza cheap cheap and I mean cheap booze. The cheapest gets you more and lots of popers then take your dirty sock and gag a bar fly
just came for the first time to pyramid head, feeling: shameful.
You want my song? Why didn’t you just ask me for it? You know I would help you any way that I can. Well I only own 12 1/2 percent of that trust. Are you offering ..
Nobody’s on you’re side except simply confess. I’m sure it’s a tolerance thing as well. I’d love to here the creators thoughts on this ..
say my name three times and I’ll appear with my backsnatch greazed & sleazed for you CORVALLUS! CORVALLUS! CORVALLUS! Say it backwards and I disappear into ..
The former president discussing the potential that various produce items would be hurled at him during a speech. Trump had been asked to confirm whether he told ..
I gave the neighbor a b******. I’m a guy I think I’ll do it again
I just sucked off a posse of street n******. I paid them $20 each. I offered $50 for them to f*** my backsnatch but none of them wanted to. One of these black bucks ..
Here’s a compromise. You love me or you wouldn’t keep forgiving me for being an as*. You can be Hosea and I’ll be Gomer, your w****. Someone needs ..
My first makeout was forced on me, he climbed on top of me, i couldn’t move him off so i just awkwardly laughed, but then he started making out with me, i tried ..
Learning how to code and using all you losers to create a wireframe
My boyfriend is scared to choke me during s** but he at least puts his hand around my throat so I can feel it. Last night we were in doggy and he put one hand around ..
I’m 29 he’s 31. We grew up in the same town his little brother was in my class. I’m tired of running around. I think I found the person I wanna ..
Fax I live next to a dog molester. He picks small dogs up by there gay tails and eats crusty butts while mounting a medium size dog. I have film of it made up today ..
I hope ” not pray” that you have a good day tomorrow. 😇 caleigh… F*** the system… I guess.
Hes mean. He turned his back to me . Hes mean as hell . I had enough. I walked away.
Why won’t your gym teacher respond to the sick picks you sent from a discreet Email account
That’s not what your friends ment getting p**** needle d***.
Like that’s going to matter you crying suicide turd fire place tiny pp smelly cat fucker
This garbage is all about some Facebook drama? Stop man.
Oh Mary, mother of Jesus and Queen of the Church, I ask you to bless me with fidelity to my vocation. Assist me in seeing that my service, however humble and hidden, ..
I’ve never seen my dad cry before. He just cried twice in the span of 10 minutes because his damaged leg reminded him of his father(my grandfather) being stuck ..
Why wait? Im gonna fill up my gas can and light myself on fire like a martyr in broad daylight in your front yard while theres dozens of witnesses there. Youre finished. ..
The Corvo Dance is your chance to the Corv! Alright stop what you’re doing cuz I’m about to ruin the a*** and the spinchter that you use to poo, I look ..
I thought you liked bugs wigger?
You can tell my family did this as cheap as possible… You’re that big of a fool. Jimbo really fucked you’re a****** bloody. Like you’re wifenlife. ..
I just poured sugar in you’re tank did you hear me out by the gayrog old timer if I don’t get to beat you I’ll bog you’re engine’s ..
A STORY OF HEARTBREAK: Clark Hallisey took my backcherry. He also goes by The Hallisonian and C&H Pure Cane Sugar (his cleos lounge name). I thought he loved ..
Infact you’re probably a foreigner with that last name. I bet you’re wife weighs more than you. Get her some support shoes so she can make it to the mailbox ..
That fat marshmallow will bubble with yelping muts, the big old one will give up to smoke inhalation, while you muster croc tears knowing toilet water towels will ..
THERES A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA?! GREAT SCOTT!