F****** banks. So, I’ve been paying off some credit card debt over the last few years, and doing a good job at it. Also understanding how they work and actually ..
NooNplAy
TO: ‘I’m getting married in 9 days and just found out I’m pregnant.’ No it’s NOT “and suddenly”……. You confirm that ..
I’m getting married in 9 days and just found out I’m pregnant. I’m having an abortion a week after the wedding. We’ve never used any contraception ..
I had to go to the urologist for a biopsy. The nurse is older but I find her attractive. Before the procedure, I had to lower my shorts so that she could give me an injection ..
Did you count them?
Drove home from work today the top down and only dressed fro the waist up. The first time I ever gave free views of my p**** in public. I had many cars and trucks ..
Trump never wanted to take out top al-Qaida target al-Zawahiri because he didn’t recognize his name. President Joe Biden announced that the U.S. killed top al-Qaeda ..
WOP!
I just saw Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton) for the first time. Heh, that was pretty funny
I’m a Butch Bull Dyke with giant Strap-Ons. I’m looking for a sweet little girl to try my Strap-Ons. One after the other.
I’m a guy who’s tired of shaving and I went and got my upper lip waxed. It didn’t hurt as much as I thought it would and the results were fantastic. ..
Perry Kalynuk
i think im inlove with my bsf. hes just the best thing thats ever happened to me and i want him to be mine so badly. ive never met anyone like him and he just makes ..
I love women who look pretty. I love young attractive skinny women. Go sit on your ham Sammie sour Susie. I don’t like your feet the meat balls arefat @endofdou
he finally booked me a plane ticket. im going to meet my dad for the first time in my life. im so excited but also scared shitless. im scared hes not gonna like ..
I knew by the “well, you can just stay inside comment” you’d be a fat stupid dried up skank that accuses everyman of being the problem.(Lesbian ..
You should get a tummy tuck liposuction and another tuck. Also you should keep your fat fingers out of the sandwich bags. You don’t need anymore food! There’s ..
When Corvallus was inducted into the society of St Priapus several other Jizzlemen were there for the ceremony. They included Dan Marino, Will Clark, Riley Martin, ..
What happens on Tuesday?
Lim take a look at my limp c*** just gapped a p**** want me to clean out the pipes err are you just trying to s*** it socks aren’t cutting it mommy. I want ..
How long is monkey pox been in Florida? Derr
$10? Not for leaking water into my bathroom ceiling right? Go play the lottery too
Last night I went to my first s***** Anonymous meeting . Brought home two guys .
i think i’m experiencing my first crush. he’s super cute and funny as well. he respects my boundaries a lot even though i tell him that he gets an exception. ..
Hahaha….it’s war because you’re a giant baby🚨🚨🚨
Disabilities is a disabilities. Deal with it retard.
C** join the Temple of PRIAPUS! There is no creation but that which is created by Phallus. On your knees and worship C***. We hope you find freedom to worship C*** ..
How’s a snapturtle’s backsnatch?
Which race has the best backsnatch? What height or build has the best one? Hairy or clean shaven? Blond, brown or black hair? Thank you!!!
I really strongly feel, diet and exercise it vital to happiness. You’ll never feel good eating fried food. Fruits and vegetables Arent so bad . give them a chance.
Apologize to who?
If you never liced 4 yr old p**** right after they passed you don’t know what your missing. Yummo
What makes a “backpussy” or “backsnatch” good or bad? I’m 17 and inexperienced and just recently came out to my friend.
I would love to see you run from any bear except a black bear. Unless it was a mommy bear with its babies. Pissed off enough to shake a h**** male grizzly. A polar ..
So I finally booked myself a time with a transexual woman s** worker. Asked her to be gentle with me. She buggered me senseless (I now have a whole new appreciation ..
So now what I owe and they don’t whyyyy? It’s within the date. I might be older but that’s when I went to school. This makes me want to show my a** to the person ..
I kissed a man tonight. It was amazing and passionate. I feel like I’m going to fall in love with him. My confession is, he is married.
I just had s** with my father in law yesterday. I work for his company. My parents and my in laws are good friends. I can’t believe we did this. It was exciting ..