My girlfriend and I have been together for 5 years. After two years of hell and a massive dry spell, one of her highschool girlfriends pops into town on her birthday. It’d been a long time, and her friend decides to go out and get her a f****** jackrabbit for her birthday. I condone and encourage the use of toys and solo play, but something about that jackrabbit out now the blue from this semi-bombastic old friend who just seems to have weird boundaries just got to me. And in our financial situation, the 20 to 30 dollars this lady spent on the stupid thing would probably have been a better birthday gift for her, as she spent all day planning all the clothes and other things she wished she could afford.
In a world where we’d already planned a trip to the s** shop, and have a s** life to revive after a tumultuous time, I felt undermined. I would much rather have called this friend and told her to use the s** toy in its intended fashion on herself rectally. So I did it. Little grab and pull to get the face plate off, then just a quick snip of each wire(vibrate / rotate), and replace the face plate. Now, even with fresh batteries the almighty jackrabbit is just a silly looking pink useless phallus that my girlfriend finds mildly disappointing seeing as thhe lights won’t even turn on.
TL DR I broke the v******* my gfs friend gave her for her bday on purpose and I don’t feel even the least bit bad.
