This one time. I was taking a dump, and in the process of wiping my a** (with my right hand), I noticed a mosquito on my left arm, sucking blood mid-bite. By this point, the toilet paper already has s*** on it due to me wiping my a**, and without ANY hesitation or thought, I immediately swung my s***-smeared toilet paper-hand towards my arm in an attempt to kill said mosquito. Needless to say, the mosquito died a raunchy a** death.
