I checked myself into the hospital and told them I was going to commit suicide.
I was never going to commit suicide.
I don’t want to go through the trouble of getting a job, so now everyone has to take care of me because of how ‘sad’ I am. And I have to keep acting this way or they’ll think I’m bipolar. Either that or they’ll see through the lie and be utterly offended at how I’m taking advantage of them.
Meanwhile the pain of acting sad is getting to me.
I was never going to commit suicide. I just wanted a reason to check into the hospital as a way to get my girlfriend back.