I don’t like to see bands with members over 50 up front who are fat. I just feel if you can’t get to age 50 without letting your body fall to s***, f*** you. I don’t care what kind of outfit you wear with your fat stomach bulging out and your double chin expanded to full blast when you sing, rock and roll is about glamour and looks and hair, and there is a time to step down, son, unless you’re, like, Bruce or someone who still brings it over the age of 60. Either that or hit the gym every day and quit drinking and quit overeating and quit watching TV, Dad.
